St. Louis Cardinals starting pitcher Chris Carpenter throws during a baseball game against the Houston Astros Thursday, May 13, 2010, in St. Louis. The Astros won 4-1. (AP Photo/Jeff Roberson Stock Photo - Alamy

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St. Louis Cardinals starting pitcher Chris Carpenter throws during a  baseball game against the Houston Astros Thursday, May 13, 2010, in St.  Louis. The Astros won 4-1. (AP Photo/Jeff Roberson Stock Photo - Alamy
St. Louis Cardinals starting pitcher Chris Carpenter throws during a  baseball game against the Houston Astros Thursday, May 13, 2010, in St.  Louis. The Astros won 4-1. (AP Photo/Jeff Roberson Stock Photo - Alamy

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St. Louis Cardinals starting pitcher Chris Carpenter throws during a  baseball game against the Houston Astros Thursday, May 13, 2010, in St.  Louis. The Astros won 4-1. (AP Photo/Jeff Roberson Stock Photo - Alamy

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St. Louis Cardinals starting pitcher Chris Carpenter throws during a  baseball game against the Houston Astros Thursday, May 13, 2010, in St.  Louis. The Astros won 4-1. (AP Photo/Jeff Roberson Stock Photo - Alamy

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St. Louis Cardinals starting pitcher Chris Carpenter throws during a  baseball game against the Houston Astros Thursday, May 13, 2010, in St.  Louis. The Astros won 4-1. (AP Photo/Jeff Roberson Stock Photo - Alamy

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St. Louis Cardinals starting pitcher Chris Carpenter throws during a  baseball game against the Houston Astros Thursday, May 13, 2010, in St.  Louis. The Astros won 4-1. (AP Photo/Jeff Roberson Stock Photo - Alamy

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St. Louis Cardinals starting pitcher Chris Carpenter throws during a  baseball game against the Houston Astros Thursday, May 13, 2010, in St.  Louis. The Astros won 4-1. (AP Photo/Jeff Roberson Stock Photo - Alamy

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St. Louis Cardinals starting pitcher Chris Carpenter throws during a  baseball game against the Houston Astros Thursday, May 13, 2010, in St.  Louis. The Astros won 4-1. (AP Photo/Jeff Roberson Stock Photo - Alamy

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St. Louis Cardinals starting pitcher Chris Carpenter throws during a  baseball game against the Houston Astros Thursday, May 13, 2010, in St.  Louis. The Astros won 4-1. (AP Photo/Jeff Roberson Stock Photo - Alamy

St. Louis Cardinals starting pitcher Chris Carpenter throws during a baseball game against the Houston Astros Thursday, May 13, 2010, in St. Louis. The Astros won 4-1. (AP Photo/Jeff Roberson Stock Photo - Alamy

St. Louis Cardinals starting pitcher Chris Carpenter throws during a  baseball game against the Houston Astros Thursday, May 13, 2010, in St.  Louis. The Astros won 4-1. (AP Photo/Jeff Roberson Stock Photo - Alamy

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St. Louis Cardinals starting pitcher Chris Carpenter throws during a  baseball game against the Houston Astros Thursday, May 13, 2010, in St.  Louis. The Astros won 4-1. (AP Photo/Jeff Roberson Stock Photo - Alamy

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St. Louis Cardinals starting pitcher Chris Carpenter throws during a  baseball game against the Houston Astros Thursday, May 13, 2010, in St.  Louis. The Astros won 4-1. (AP Photo/Jeff Roberson Stock Photo - Alamy

St. Louis Cardinals starting pitcher Chris Carpenter throws during a baseball game against the Houston Astros Thursday, May 13, 2010, in St. Louis. The Astros won 4-1. (AP Photo/Jeff Roberson Stock Photo - Alamy